Indiana Jones and the Temple of Moroni

The transcript of last year's New Year's Bokin' Eve - Mormona style.

Two monkeys in a tree.

Jesus! (Figure not actually to scale.)

Mmm, tastes like thumb.

After learning what our purpose in life is ("lasting joy") and what happens when we die (we play trumpet in an all-female jazz quartet in Kalamazoo, Michigan), this saint was all tuckered out.